Yes, folks, I've been seeing them around. They started carefully, appearing in daylight only once in a couple of weeks. But they grew bold, popping up more and more often, until this morning, when I saw not one, but three pairs of these heinous monstrosities, paraded about the town, as though somehow acceptable.

Now, this is serious, folks. I'm talking about one of the most unforgivable atrocities ever committed against the public.
No, not chemtrails.
No, not fluoridated water.
No, not the threat of nuclear war.

Mirror shades.

Also known as visors. People have been reported wearing these without a hint of irony. It's pretty scary.

I know correlation ≠ causation, but do you really want to take that chance?

If you see anyone sporting this unbelievably poor fashion choice - and I'm sorry to say you probably will, tell and adult immediately, and don't turn your back on them. They could be dangerous. Or worse, they could be perfectly "normal". Still, I suppose it can't get a lot worse.

Oh.