Ahh, balls...

This part of the Burtman kingdom is under some kind of siege.
The page refused to load and it's probably because of Kevin in the tech department.

In any case, there's no point in reloading this page, right now; someone's got to fix something, first.

"The best site on the interwebs"

I discovered this site quite by accident, whilst searching for the best site on the interwebs. I've never seen such a masterful display of technical genius and creative amazingness. I could honestly spend the rest of my life on this website and I still wouldn't be bored. Sign up immediately! - Burtman